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have you ever notice its the nice guys who crack first when there push to far.

DR NIGGER IS COMING TO OHIO

*turns into packgod* 💀💀💀: MAN SHUT YOUR FRIGGITY FRIGGING AHH UP LIL BRO YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

ohio gronk sigma trollge: nahhhh 💀💀🥶🥶 you deadahh a jellybean stan and dream stan lil blud 💀💀💀👽👽👽 your not sigma pluh 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

*both turn into the skibidi sigma*: 💀💀 WE WILL GIVE YOU A VIBE CHECK IN OHIO 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

*lowtiergod sigma thunder*: 💀💀💀💀💀💀🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

WHEN ME AND THE BLUDS SAY SI PAPI IN CLAS LIKE JEFFY FROM SML AND GET IN TROUBE

>be me
>Protokleki, 16, high school dweeb
>have crush on Miss Circle, math teacher
>denying it hard because why tf would I like a teacher?

>heart races every time she hands back assignments tho
>enter Satoko
>overweight Mexican dude
>speaks in broken English and ends every sentence with "o algo"
>constantly talking about Friday Night Funkin' and "the Jarty"
>everyone thinks he's obsessed with himself
>actually convinced he’s the main character of the universe

>Pepe, smug laughing frog
>never stops laughing, especially at me
>I'm the prime target of his amusement

>one day in class
>Miss Circle looking extra fine in her floral dress
>trying to solve a math problem on the board
>nervous as heck, sweating bullets
>Pepe starts laughing from the back of the class
>"Hahaha, Protokleki, you look like you’re about to pass out, bro!"

>Satoko chimes in
>"Protokleki, you like Miss Circle, no? O algo"
>face turns red, deny everything
>"No way, dude, she's just a teacher!"
>Miss Circle hears the commotion
>walks over, looks at me with those big, intelligent eyes
>"Is everything alright, Protokleki?"
>heart skips a beat, manage to squeak out a "yes"
>class goes on

>Satoko lets out a massive fart
>smells like death and tortillas
>everyone gagging, including Miss Circle
>Pepe loses it, falls out of his chair laughing
>Satoko acts like nothing happened
>"What? It’s natural, o algo."

>after class
>Pepe corners me in the hallway
>"You know, you should just tell her, man. It'd be hilarious."
>tell him to buzz off, not about to humiliate myself like that

>Satoko waddles over
>"Protokleki, come to the Jarty tonight! Maybe Miss Circle will be there, o algo."
>Pepe dying laughing again
>ignore them both, head home

>lay in bed thinking about Miss Circle
>hate myself for having this stupid crush
>but also can't stop imagining her smile

>next day at school
>Satoko gives me an invite to the Jarty
>it's just a poorly drawn crayon picture of him surrounded by stick figures
>Pepe sees it and bursts out laughing again
>almost tear it up but something stops me
>maybe, just maybe, Miss Circle will be there

>show up at the Jarty
>Satoko’s basement, smells like old pizza and fart
>no sign of Miss Circle
>just Satoko trying to rap battle everyone in FNF and losing badly

>Pepe shows up, smirking as usual
>"Hey Protokleki, enjoy the Jarty?"
>consider leaving but stay out of spite

>Satoko starts talking about his latest FNF mods
>no one cares but he keeps going
>"I am best rapper, o algo."

>night drags on, no Miss Circle
>Satoko challenges me to a rap battle
>can't back out now
>somehow win, Satoko looks stunned

>Pepe is laughing so hard he can't breathe
>"Protokleki, you're a legend!"

>feel a bit better, maybe not such a loser after all
>still have crush on Miss Circle, but whatever

>next day in class
>Miss Circle asks if anyone did anything fun over the weekend
>Satoko raises his hand
>"We had a Jarty, o algo. Protokleki was there!"

>class snickers, Miss Circle smiles
>catch her eye, she winks at me
>heart skips a beat again

>maybe school isn't so bad after all

iykyk

sticking out your GYATT for the rizzler
You're so Skibidi, you're so Fanum Tax
I just wanna be your Sigma
Freaking come here give me ohio

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