>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH SOYJAKS ARE SO FUNNY DUDE THEY ARE LIKE BALD MEN WITH BEARDS AND GLASSES AND SHIT

I thought ragebaiting was when you rage beat your pecker after eating shit in doomspire brickbattle

nigga kuz

BRO….

After a heist at a very big bank in Vice City, the escape crew comes to get Lucia and Jason out with helicopters. They get in, but in the air, a police helicopter shoots Lucia. She gets a big machine-gun hole in her torso and falls directly into the city's main electric power line. Extremely high voltage burns and cooks her right on the power line, she gets barbecued and charred, literally cooking from the inside as her fat melts. She gets roasted, she stays on the electric line cooking on it like a steak for 2 minutes, then she falls to the road from that height, and her cooked, already-burnt dead body gets crushed violently, torn apart, and flattened by cars fleeing in panic. Her cooked parts and her fat gets smeared along the road, creating an oily and sticky texture (This will be a long and brutal mission failed cutscene punishing the player for being dumb.)

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Did everyone just die?

my friend told me I was the whitest man in Poland