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Cat has been caught crossing the US-Canada border

Chud No.24015 View View Original Report
Quoted By: >>24016
Recently, it has been found out that a cat is border hopping. Motives are still under investigation, but many suspect he is involved with the MS13 Gang, the Fuggen Jerdee, and Mexican drug lords, although it is all speculation.

Unknown to the public, due to the efforts of the Trump Administration, this illegal alien has been caught and put to jail, expected to face trial at the 16th of September. President Trump has yet to address this, but reliable sources say the cat will be deported after working forced labour in El Salvador. It is unknown the charges that Mr. Jaquarious III is facing.
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