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Sega has officially announced that Miles “Tails” Prower, beloved sidekick to Sonic the Hedgehog, is a homosexual.
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The statement came from a rather drunk and excitable Yasushi Yamaguchi, who created Tails almost 20 years ago. When asked about the two-tailed fox, he suddenly shouted, “Yep, Tails is a gay. Yeah he’s a fucking gay ass faggot. Fucking poofter, through to the bone.”
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Yamaguchi explained that he wanted to reveal it sooner, but that he had been waiting until it was socially acceptable to have gay characters in videogames to make the announcement. He added, “Of course he’s a cocksucker. He’s got 2 tails. 2 tails, 2 bumholes. If he wasn’t a raging nancy-boy, it’d be a waste of ass, right?”
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Other announcements about Sega characters also were revealed in the rather open interview. As it turns out, Amy Rose hates immigrants, Rouge the Bat charges £15 a pop, and Vector the Crocodile is nigger.
The statement came from a rather drunk and excitable Yasushi Yamaguchi, who created Tails almost 20 years ago. When asked about the two-tailed fox, he suddenly shouted, “Yep, Tails is a gay. Yeah he’s a fucking gay ass faggot. Fucking poofter, through to the bone.”
Yamaguchi explained that he wanted to reveal it sooner, but that he had been waiting until it was socially acceptable to have gay characters in videogames to make the announcement. He added, “Of course he’s a cocksucker. He’s got 2 tails. 2 tails, 2 bumholes. If he wasn’t a raging nancy-boy, it’d be a waste of ass, right?”
Other announcements about Sega characters also were revealed in the rather open interview. As it turns out, Amy Rose hates immigrants, Rouge the Bat charges £15 a pop, and Vector the Crocodile is nigger.
