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No.26390 View View Original Report
You can’t rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother?
So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I’m your father?
You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick
You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bitch, let me remind you who you’re messing with
Everything that you did, I’m the motherfucker who invented it
I’m the original Dark Lord, you’re like the Sorcerer’s Apprentice
My Stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it