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No.22002 View View Original Report

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead

You want to bite all the petals
off of my head
And then eat the brains of
the one who planted me here
(Homeowner: Nooooo!)
I'm just a sunflower but see
me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains,
we don't like zombies
(Zombie) I used to play football
(Sunflower) football
(Zombie) Road cones protect my head
(Sunflower)cone on his head
(Zombie) I have a screen door shield
(Sunflower)screen door shield
(Zombie) We are the undead!
There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
Maybe it's time to reevaluate

I know you have a lot of food
on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter
Instead we'll use this solar power
to make a lawn defense at any hour
(Zombie) I like yourtricycle
(Sunflower) tricycle
(Zombie) There's butter on my head
(Sunflower) on his head
(Dolphin sounds)

(Zombie) I'm gonna eat your brains
(Sunflower) Oh no no no
(Zombie) We are the undead!
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn