soy wojak get up get coffee
soy wojak go to job
soy wojak have boring meeting
with boring manager kuz
kuz say soy wojak very diligent
but his output stink
His code not datamining party teens
What do soy wojak think?
soy wojak think maybe manager want to write child porn spamming bot himself
soy wojak not say it out loud
soy wojak not crazy, just proud

soy wojak like soylent
soy wojaklike nintendo switch and sproke
soy wojak very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
soy wojak like you

soy wojak hang around at front desk
Tell you t shirt look nice
soy wojak offer buy you soylent
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soylent cause
soylent make you a fag
Anyway you busy with the php
No time for chat
soy wojak have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
soy wojak not thinking so straight
soy wojak not feeling so great

soy wojak like soylent
soy wojak like nintendo switch and sproke
soy wojak very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
soy wojak like you
soy wojak like you a lot

soy wojak have every reason
To get out this place
soy wojak just keep on spamming
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, watch ongezellig
Take bath, take nap
This job will save the party from the troons
Such a load of crap
soy wojak think someday he have everything even pretty chud like you
soy wojak just waiting for now
soy wojak say someday, somehow

soy wojak like soylent
soy wojak like nintendo switch and sproke
soy wojak very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
soy wojak like you