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No.15932 View View Original Report
>I just ordered exterminatus against your planet.

>FAQ

>What does this mean?
>The amount of planets in your star system has decreased by one.

>Why did you do this?

>There are several reasons I may deem a planet to be unworthy of the Emperor's grace. These include, but are not limited to:
>- Hiding genestealers,
>- Spreading heresy,
>- Abominable Intelligence not correctly destroyed.

>Am I banned from existing?

>No - not yet, you can leave the planet. But you should refrain from doing heresy like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an execution of you specifically, which may put your living privileges in jeopardy.

>I don't believe my planet deserved the Emperor's wrath. Can you un-destroy it?

No, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I help you settle on another planet. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a VOX call explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to VOX calls within several decades. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of mercy appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

>Accept the wrath of the Emperor and move on. But learn from this mistake in death: your behavior will not be tolerated in the Imperium of Man. I will continue to issue exterminatus until you improve your conduct. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Life is privilege, not a right.