Some folks are born made to post the 'jak
Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews
And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"
Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord

It ain't me, it ain't me
I don't use 4chan to cum
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't on 4chan for fun

Some folks are born VPN in hand
Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah
But when the SWAT men break down the door
The laptop password's gonna fail

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no janitor's son, no, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no FBI bum

Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs
From reading/qa/ board
And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"
They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"

It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Jacobson's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Cobson's son

It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
I ate my onions, son
Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
Onions 4chan and one, one more!