My name is Chud
My name is Chud
Not to be confused with Billy, Jack, Pete or Dennis
My name is Chud, it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue, yes, navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet were trodden on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and jew as hell
I got to get him in the oven before he starts to smell
My name is Chud
My name is Chud
But call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Chud, so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me
Bloated, jew and gold
I've got white pride, I drink my wine
I'd drink only the finest
'Cept I haven't earned a sheklel in several months
Or were it years?
The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears
We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Chud
My name is Chud
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chud
My name is Chud
(WHERE YOU GOIN' JEW BOY)
