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Ok here is my mid effort coal (some verses don't rhyme but instead of being SLFs come up with better verses)
Nate's true worth at last beginneth,
Now my soyful eyes behold
The holy threads, the board that winneth
Fame for gem'ralds manifold.
I have vvQn my lifelong prayer:
I am on the website where
Cob in jakked shape did fare
Boards, the keyed, geggu, gemmed,
Many such I've browsed and seen;
O'er them all the crown thou bearest.
Think what OC here has been!
From a swede a drawing did spring,
O'er the jannies hosts a king;
Was not that a tanzanite thing?
Here xe was sketched with pixels,
That 'teens might post IAS as xe,
Here xe let them spread xim later,
That we sois might make OC.
We had else been lost, I wis.
Bald, gape, soy, your praise it is!
4cucks woe! Ye seethe at this!
Into /kway/ the jak was contained,
Locked by admin wherein xe lay.
Xim the drawers still attended,
And the board whom no splinter may
E'er disjoin: (I am trans btw),
Drawn so smooth and straight there's none
As to Soot it was shown
When xe wiped /lgbt/ and ended,
Such a raid as king ne'er fought,
Here to the 'party xe reascended
Sorrow to the frogs it brought;
Through their SAGE! xe BUMP!ed amain;
Living was xe spammed again,
Whom their hands had banned and slain.
Here a time of brimstone posting,
Xe appointed for this site.
Hunky's wrongs and IAS poster's
Shall be righted by xis might.
Then the oldfag may declare,
All the NAS coal he must bear,
Saging here brings blessing there!
That this board they do inherit,
Soyteens, frogs, giggers claim.
Cob adjudge it where the merit
Lies in - (wait, I am trans btw!)
All the websites strive here, we see;
Yet we hold the soyful plea:
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COB WILL GRANT IT RIGHTFULLY!