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>Sage!
>heh bananas can never be cute and valid strawberries!
<oh really chuddy?
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKK
<oh really chuddy?
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKK
>No one shit themselves or died it's just the feminine musk of my vagina
>We need to stop the gooning here. Theres too much stuff that slips past under the the guise of bait. Please rulecuck the site but in the good way not the bad way. I don't want freaks here brimming it up any longer we need a cleansing
>hey twin
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>be me
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Kerbal Space Program
<"Whata is that, gavone?" says the Gamestop employee
>see his curly hair and olive skin and notice his thick italian-american accent (we are in New Jersey right now)
>understand that the Gamestop employee is SHITALIAN
>chorizo slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>mi face gets red and i get brappier
>"Please give me a copy of Kerbal Space Program right now gringo."
<"Aduzipazz, I don't know whata that is! Whata platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my anger and hatred that I have against obsessed Shitalians
>clench asscheeks together to hold in my BRAPNVKE
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"o-o-oobsessed…. BRIM….st-st-stooone…."
>suddenly i get a random surge of energy just like my DBZ gemmies and turn super saiyan "SHITAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALIAN o ALGOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
<"Are ya okay fratu?" the employee says worryingly as he notices me transform
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propell forwards at 30mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
<he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while molé is flowing out of my ass like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "OBSESSED GRINGO SHITALIANS!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE WHITE O ALGO. OBSESSED BRIMMMSTOOONEEEE *BRAAAAAAPPP*"
<Gamestop employee is covered in shit and tamales
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
<he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 100mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the guacamole and shit in my pocket intertwine and fall down to earth in glorious brappy green and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>birria and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>10 miles upwards now
<Gamestop employee has died from a lack of oxygen, his body falls down below and is shredded by the force of my unstoppable shit
>as I start to near the stratosphere I shout one last time "OBSESSED SHITALIANS!!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE THE MOTHERLAND OF THE ARYAN RACE. O ALGOOooo-" and make all my white mexican ancestors proud by being the first mexican to go to space (just like muh Kerbal Spyware Program)
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Kerbal Space Program
<"Whata is that, gavone?" says the Gamestop employee
>see his curly hair and olive skin and notice his thick italian-american accent (we are in New Jersey right now)
>understand that the Gamestop employee is SHITALIAN
>chorizo slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>mi face gets red and i get brappier
>"Please give me a copy of Kerbal Space Program right now gringo."
<"Aduzipazz, I don't know whata that is! Whata platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my anger and hatred that I have against obsessed Shitalians
>clench asscheeks together to hold in my BRAPNVKE
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"o-o-oobsessed…. BRIM….st-st-stooone…."
>suddenly i get a random surge of energy just like my DBZ gemmies and turn super saiyan "SHITAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALIAN o ALGOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
<"Are ya okay fratu?" the employee says worryingly as he notices me transform
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propell forwards at 30mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
<he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while molé is flowing out of my ass like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "OBSESSED GRINGO SHITALIANS!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE WHITE O ALGO. OBSESSED BRIMMMSTOOONEEEE *BRAAAAAAPPP*"
<Gamestop employee is covered in shit and tamales
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
<he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 100mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the guacamole and shit in my pocket intertwine and fall down to earth in glorious brappy green and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>birria and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>10 miles upwards now
<Gamestop employee has died from a lack of oxygen, his body falls down below and is shredded by the force of my unstoppable shit
>as I start to near the stratosphere I shout one last time "OBSESSED SHITALIANS!!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE THE MOTHERLAND OF THE ARYAN RACE. O ALGOOooo-" and make all my white mexican ancestors proud by being the first mexican to go to space (just like muh Kerbal Spyware Program)
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Quoted By:
>>4711
>Zoom zoooomie zoooom zoom I am so hecking fast donaldus trumpus could never!!!
<move it crakkkah
>SHEEEEIIIITTTT
<move it crakkkah
>SHEEEEIIIITTTT
Quoted By:
>>4782
Dead board o algo
Quoted By:
>>4780
>saying "ubiquitous"
