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>1000000 BC
dreaming about BMC (big Magyar cock) in the pre-existence
>1000 AD
after 100 or whatever years of their shitty state, they hand power over to BMC
>1500
they develop a taste for BAC (big Austrian cock) and join the Habsburgs
>1914-1918
their serb neighbors come up with the idea of creating yugoslavia, croaches fight with all of their might to keep BAC and BMC in their mouth
>1918-1939
now part of yugoslavia they can't stop dreaming about BMC and BAC and keep talking abour muh serbs conquered us n shiet (as if they weren't already conquered KEK)
>1939
after some dormition, they're back in the hands of Austrian cock. they kill every serb in sight as punishment for taking BAC away from them
>1995
after 50 years of their own Croat btfoing their """independent""" regime, they finally fight off serbs and create a country. (THIS IS THE ACTUAL START OF CROATIAN HISTORY KEK)
dreaming about BMC (big Magyar cock) in the pre-existence
>1000 AD
after 100 or whatever years of their shitty state, they hand power over to BMC
>1500
they develop a taste for BAC (big Austrian cock) and join the Habsburgs
>1914-1918
their serb neighbors come up with the idea of creating yugoslavia, croaches fight with all of their might to keep BAC and BMC in their mouth
>1918-1939
now part of yugoslavia they can't stop dreaming about BMC and BAC and keep talking abour muh serbs conquered us n shiet (as if they weren't already conquered KEK)
>1939
after some dormition, they're back in the hands of Austrian cock. they kill every serb in sight as punishment for taking BAC away from them
>1995
after 50 years of their own Croat btfoing their """independent""" regime, they finally fight off serbs and create a country. (THIS IS THE ACTUAL START OF CROATIAN HISTORY KEK)
