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>be central asian
>Satrap Pajeetmanu II Shithanstani conquers your village and 3 miles of empty desert
>proclaims himself "Emperor of the Universe"
>dies from anal bleaching and is replaced by his retard sons, each worse than the last
>Niggerkan XVII Sexrex, fourth grandson of Pajeetmanu, inherits the throne and reigns for 15 seconds before getting btfo by 50000000 Turkish horse archers lead by Tengri Chingchongoğlu
>Chingchongoğlu refuses to pay tribute to China
>Emperor Cǎo Nǐ Mā of the Tang Dynasty gets pissy and invades with 23 horse archers he stole from Bactria and crushes Chingchongoğlu's force using Western tactics he learned from Jesuit missionaries
>Chingchongoğlu castrated and flayed alive before being sacrificed to Confucius
>Emperor Cǎo Nǐ Mā rules for 7 years before abandoning the region to deal with eunuch uprising #284829
>kidnaps 7000000 Iranian slave women and depopulates entire cities by giving local farmers retarded agricultural advice
>Turks invade
>Tibetans invade
>Turks invade again
>Emperor Sayeed al-Gangu of Bihar invades and builds a retarded 400-foot fountain that drains all the lakes and leaves the area in a permanent state of drought
>Sayeed al-Gangu dethroned by his son, Ali, who destroys the fountain before dying of siphylis from his Iranian slave wife
>Timur al-Karaboğa invades during the succession crisis and massacres 75% of the population
>Emperor Wèi Wāsì Khan of the Lingling Dynasty invades to restore order and genocides the remaining 25%
>Turks invade again (again)
>meanwhile your distant cousins are busy destroying Europe
Repeat for 500 years
>Satrap Pajeetmanu II Shithanstani conquers your village and 3 miles of empty desert
>proclaims himself "Emperor of the Universe"
>dies from anal bleaching and is replaced by his retard sons, each worse than the last
>Niggerkan XVII Sexrex, fourth grandson of Pajeetmanu, inherits the throne and reigns for 15 seconds before getting btfo by 50000000 Turkish horse archers lead by Tengri Chingchongoğlu
>Chingchongoğlu refuses to pay tribute to China
>Emperor Cǎo Nǐ Mā of the Tang Dynasty gets pissy and invades with 23 horse archers he stole from Bactria and crushes Chingchongoğlu's force using Western tactics he learned from Jesuit missionaries
>Chingchongoğlu castrated and flayed alive before being sacrificed to Confucius
>Emperor Cǎo Nǐ Mā rules for 7 years before abandoning the region to deal with eunuch uprising #284829
>kidnaps 7000000 Iranian slave women and depopulates entire cities by giving local farmers retarded agricultural advice
>Turks invade
>Tibetans invade
>Turks invade again
>Emperor Sayeed al-Gangu of Bihar invades and builds a retarded 400-foot fountain that drains all the lakes and leaves the area in a permanent state of drought
>Sayeed al-Gangu dethroned by his son, Ali, who destroys the fountain before dying of siphylis from his Iranian slave wife
>Timur al-Karaboğa invades during the succession crisis and massacres 75% of the population
>Emperor Wèi Wāsì Khan of the Lingling Dynasty invades to restore order and genocides the remaining 25%
>Turks invade again (again)
>meanwhile your distant cousins are busy destroying Europe
Repeat for 500 years
