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Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 00:22:18 No.32202 View View Original Report

I want to bribe my way into completing a russian language preparatory course and later wageslave in Russia.

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 00:44:06 No.32204 Report

Quoted By: >>32209

Why not england or US instead?
Russia is poor and kinda shitty

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 00:46:03 No.32205 Report

Quoted By: >>32209

why not just learning russian instead
it's not like bribing your way into a certification is going to help you when you're there and dont know the language

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 00:47:28 No.32206 Report

Quoted By: >>32209

oh wait i think i get what you mean now.
isnt it like super easy to get into a russian uni for a foreigner? there is that romanian faggot who spams 4cuck /int/ every year with that shit.
no need to bribe anyone

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 00:51:01 No.32207 Report

Quoted By: >>32209

as far as i can remember they will offer you a place to sleep and a small pension (~200$) as long as you're willing to go into some shitty minor city, possibly in Siberia. it's unlikely that you will get accepted anywhere in Moscow or St Petersburg.
a lot of people were memed into this stuff on 4cuck's /int/ a couple years ago, maybe you will find more info there or in the archives.
https://studyinrussia.ru/en/
https://russia-study.com/en

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 01:37:49 No.32209 Report

Quoted By: >>32210 >>32277

>>32204
Because they're expensive and getting a citizenship seems impossible. My parents are sick and cannot afford medical procedures. I hope in the future when their health further deteriorates I can bring my parents to russia on tourist visa for treatment after becoming a citizen in like 5 years of working and paying taxes there. Yes there are other countries I can go instead but that would involve taking a huge education loan for masters and im a brainlet so scholarship is a dream.
>>32205
>>32207
>>32206
Thanks mate. I am aware about all this and I genuinely do want to learn russian. But what happens if I miss classes due to work or russian ends up being too tough and I fail the final certification exam(that will help me get a citizenship in future). This is why I need to find a university where I can bribe them to issue me the certificate in case things go wrong.

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 01:41:34 No.32210 Report

Quoted By: >>32212 >>32367

>>32209
>But what happens if I miss classes due to work or russian ends up being too tough and I fail the final certification exam
eh idk about that but considering how corrupt russia is they would probably take your money

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 01:46:40 No.32211 Report

Quoted By: >>32212

you already know english though. cant you like get a working visa for some anglo country? you would get paid better too

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 02:06:26 No.32212 Report

Quoted By: >>32213 >>32277

>>32210
Hope you're right. Really need a russian anon to help me find a corrupt university. I think susu chelyabinsk might be an option.
>>32211
Don't think it's that easy. Why would anyone go through the trouble of importing a pajeet for unskilled labour when they can just hire locally? Even if it's possible theres like millions of shitskins already applying so the chances are very slim. And for skilled IT work there are tons of highly experienced people in my country who would kill a human for a chance to escape this shithole. Also russia is affordable with good healthcare which anglo counties aren't.

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 02:33:00 No.32213 Report

Quoted By: >>32232

>>32212
i see, godspeed then

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Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 09:23:32 No.32232 Report

>>32213
Thanks

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Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 09:49:40 No.32235 Report

Quoted By: >>32242 >>32243

You'd fit right in

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Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 11:36:49 No.32242 Report

Quoted By: >>32257

>>32235
I know

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 11:56:38 No.32243 Report

>>32235
Keep on letting the Rus live rent free in your head. The nazis were going to backstab you since they think you're inferior trash(they'll do it again).

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 18:35:32 No.32257 Report

Quoted By: >>32347

>>32242
https://2ch.hk/r/res/204531.html%23204531
New 2ch capcha is annoing, you can ask me about Russia here. Is bad idea for you.

Chud Tue 11 Apr 2023 20:58:50 No.32277 Report

>>32209
Your parents, even if you have citizenship, no one will treat for free.
>>32212
Chelyabinsk has a bad ecological situation.
>>32212
It is morally difficult for me to advise you how to deceive the country in which I live and which I want good.

Read the thread on 2ch, I covered the rest. You have a very good opinion of our free medicine.

>>32209
Твоих родителей, даже если у тебя будет гражданство, лечить бесплатно никто не будет.
>>32212
В Челябинске плохая экологическая ситуация.
>>32212
Мне морально сложно советовать тебе как обманывать страну в которой я живу и которой я хочу блага.

Читай тред на 2ch, я всё остальное расписал. Ты очень хорошего мнения о нашей бесплатной медицине.

Chud Wed 12 Apr 2023 16:31:15 No.32323 Report

Quoted By: >>32324 >>32334 >>32365

Don't go to Russia or Bongland, USA is alright but it depends on your location. I just work in Germany like any other third worlder

Chud Wed 12 Apr 2023 16:32:26 No.32324 Report

Quoted By: >>32326

>>32323
please do not come to germany

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Chud Wed 12 Apr 2023 16:35:03 No.32326 Report

>>32324
too late Hans. Germany a sultunate by 2040

Chud Wed 12 Apr 2023 17:31:23 No.32334 Report

>>32323
the fate of all balkaners

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Chud Wed 12 Apr 2023 21:30:05 No.32347 Report

>>32257
<ORANGE BOARD

Chud Thu 13 Apr 2023 02:34:30 No.32365 Report

Quoted By: >>32406

>>32323
Is Shqiperia safe and prosperous in 2023? :0 Not being sarcasstic or ironic, many states in peace has become richer and comfier now.

Chud Thu 13 Apr 2023 02:50:41 No.32367 Report

>>32210
lol

Chud Thu 13 Apr 2023 09:53:12 No.32395 Report

Does Europe have free healthcare and education for outsiders?

Chud Thu 13 Apr 2023 13:31:04 No.32406 Report

Quoted By: >>32631

>>32365
It's beautiful and comfy but it's a shithole. No work here so if we want a chance at life we work elsewhere

Chud Sat 15 Apr 2023 02:55:12 No.32626 Report

Quoted By: >>32928

Jump off a bridge, you will be Isekai'd into russia in the next life pajeetbro.

Chud Sat 15 Apr 2023 03:22:39 No.32631 Report

>>32406
come home, albanian man

Chud Mon 17 Apr 2023 00:42:33 No.32928 Report

Quoted By: >>32930

>>32626
How is life in kaangludesh?

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Chud Mon 17 Apr 2023 00:44:56 No.32930 Report

>>32928
Pretty good ngl

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