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>>30447
>The reason single player games even exist is so shitters can cope in peace instead of face the music. Co-op games, PvE modes, asymmetrical multiplayer, these are all distractions from the harsh brutality. YWNBAG: You Will Never Be a Gamer. You have no reaction time, you have no macro knowledge, you have no desire to improve. You get filtered by games played by prepubescent Brazilians children and mentally ill schizophrenics. Behind your back people mock you. Everyone is laughing at you, they think it's funny that you care so much despite having more playtime than anyone else on the team. Go ahead and cry about how you're "just here to relax" after your super duper stressful wagie job. You're the type AAA goyslop and Game Pass shlock was made specifically for. You complain how there's nothing good to play because you suck ass even on easymodo. You don't know how air strafe, you use the report button as an SSRI, you unironically bought AimLab and Kovaak's, you think 144hz monitors and gaming mice make up for your shit playstyle,you made a new speedrun category for yourself, you actually get mad when the other person pops off, you peaked in high school.
