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A German man walked into a bar and ordered a beer
The waiter said to him: "20 euros!"
The German is shocked: "20 euros? Yesterday it was only 3 euros!"
Waiter: "Okay, today it's 20 euros."
German: "But why 20, shit?"
Waiter: "I'll explain it,
- 3 euro beer,
- 3 to help Ukraine,
4- Helping European countries that have imposed sanctions but are not members of the European Union.
- 4 euros in aid to the United Kingdom, for the successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.
Then 3 Euros are sent to the Balkan countries as assistance in purchasing coal furnaces.
- And finally, 3 euros in gas subsidies for the European Union and funding to help maintain sanctions! "
The German silently took the money and gave the waiter 20 euros.
The waiter took them, put them in the cash register and returned him 3 euros.
The German is in disbelief: "Wait, you said 20 euros, right? I gave you 20, why are you giving me back 3 euros?"
Waiter: "Ah... we don't have beer!"
The waiter said to him: "20 euros!"
The German is shocked: "20 euros? Yesterday it was only 3 euros!"
Waiter: "Okay, today it's 20 euros."
German: "But why 20, shit?"
Waiter: "I'll explain it,
- 3 euro beer,
- 3 to help Ukraine,
4- Helping European countries that have imposed sanctions but are not members of the European Union.
- 4 euros in aid to the United Kingdom, for the successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.
Then 3 Euros are sent to the Balkan countries as assistance in purchasing coal furnaces.
- And finally, 3 euros in gas subsidies for the European Union and funding to help maintain sanctions! "
The German silently took the money and gave the waiter 20 euros.
The waiter took them, put them in the cash register and returned him 3 euros.
The German is in disbelief: "Wait, you said 20 euros, right? I gave you 20, why are you giving me back 3 euros?"
Waiter: "Ah... we don't have beer!"
