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Cobson has never been a gem. He will NEVER be a gem. He has always, and will always be coal. Statements known to be true by the entire sharty, but why?
It’s time someone scientifically broke down why cobson is coal and should therefore be banned from /soy/ because he is NAS.
>Cobson is more often used as self insert coal than in soyduels, because being depicted as a cobson is just not that insulting. self insert jaks are ALWAYS coal.
>Cobson looks aggressive yet dominant while feraljak looks scared and schizophrenic, again cobson is ineffective when used in a traditional soyduel
>The character he is traced off of, Jobe Smith from The Lawnmower Man, is not soy. He is in fact a chad, he had sex with an attractive lady and it was so good that it left her braindead. So much excess testosterone Jobe left the slut BRAINDEAD. All other ‘jaks are traced off of soyboys (like ‘plier, scepticeye, esam, TheEricButts) or just drawings like classic soyjak.
Cobson has never been a gem and never will be. Ban all cobson coallers, they are the cancer that is killing the sharty.
