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The car door slammed, though you could barely hear it with your rusting ears. It was confusing, it felt as if you were being rushed out of the car.
>Your new home, Gramps,
your beloved daughter Soylita proclaimed, with a hint of enthusiasm in her voice.
You looked out to the large, castle-like structure in front of you. As your daughter pushed you into the entrance, you could only barely catch the name of this strange place. "Yuri's Retirement Home".
Your beloved Soylita was persistent, she pushed you, against your will, to the very entrance of the place. She ran off, screaming prayers for your new life.
Your name is Wholesome Soyjak, age 70, 50 years A.N.T. What is your first move?