Look over there, it's the bald glasses man
Can he scare? Yes, he can with his gemmy gang
It's a game they made for you
So when the timer starts, let your dreams come true
Watch as the monsters come to life before your very eyes
Can't help but wonder as your fate soon plunders
Swedish imp comes around and stops
YOUR HEART
But the innocence is real (oh, so many feels)
And your ass looks tasty, that's the deal
(Make sure fingerboy is sealed)
They broke the gems of ancient gleams
(Says Dolly back there, just stare if you dare)
Have you got the patience or will the chud
Become your competition?
Jump up loud for Cobson's Jam
Spick and span and then lots of spam
The 'log gets coaly, screams get noisy
Scramble the hours and we will land
Just watch you power, take good care
As Bernd's old body sits and stares
Let the body trace no soul inside
Consume the funk and let it ride
This is the Cobson Jam
Yes, this is the Cobson Jam!
Now the game begins with an ACK!
You've been here for the longest time
As you fear for your life with a sharpened knife
The nightwatch is yours, lest they rip your face off to the core
The feral one begins his awakening
The monster of a thousand races
Screeches pain from his past ancestors
Belief in patience will prevail (we live to tell the tale)
As they hide throughout the deadly tale (they're yet to be unveiled)
Hallucinating golden freaks (don't stare too long, just keep it strong)
Have you got the power, or will you fall down from the complications?
Jump up loud for Cobson's Jam
Spick and span and with lots of spam
The 'log gets coaly, screams get noisy
Scramble the hours and we will land
Just watch your power, take good care
As Bernd's old body sits and stares
Let the body trace no soul inside
Consume the funk and let it ride
This is the Cobson Jam
Yes, this is the Cobson Jam
The clock begins to cry, now your fate is sure to die
So begin the Cobson Jam!
Welcome to the Soysylum, keep those lights off
When they're all turned off then you're safe
If the lights are on, they'll come find you
And rip you a brand-new face
Are you ready? Can you feel it?
Watch out for the corridor, you panic more and more
Are you steady? Can you see it?
Keep focused, otherwise, they'll wipe your face on the
FLOOR
Welcome to the Soysylum, keep those lights off
When they're all turned off then you're safe
If the lights are on, they'll come find you
And rip you a brand-new
FACE
RAPESON'S COMING AFTER YOU
Jump up loud for Cobson's Jam
Spick and spam goes well with ham
Kick-start your charger, screams beg louder
Scramble the hours and we will land
Restart your software, take good care
As Bernd's old body sits and stares
Let the body trace no soul inside
Consume the funk and let it ride
This is the Cobson Jam
Yes, this is the Cobson Jam!
The clock begins to cry, now your fate is sure to die
So begin the Cobson Jam!
Welcome to the Soysylum, keep those lights off
When they're all turned off, then you're safe
If the lights are on, they'll come find you
And rip you a brand-new
Face