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BEING A SIMP ADVANTAGES

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>be me
>latino 6'6
>EXTREMELY skinny
>straight hair but poorly treated
>get in platonic love with a girl
>she has this obsession with a guy (caleb gege) from an otome game
>chad soldier with sex appeal
>impersonate his personalitie
>start to work out (gym, sprint, calisthenics and martial arts) insanely
>hyperproteic diet
>reading health papers daily
>achieve leaness with definition
>my face gets prettier
>start to treat my hair and skin with care
>be compared to an anime protagonist over and over
>start to study for an army academy for lieutenants in my country (the most high level exam in the country)
>cover everything i missed in school due to lack of attention
>addicted to study
>she is fascinated by old poetry, gothic books etc
>start to read lord byron and other arcaic english manuscripts
>read at least 3 books a week

why tf is everything simpler when we pretend we'r larping??