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Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 15:44:45 No.52790 View View Original Report

Quoted By: >>52818 >>52827 >>53154 >>53767

Can a /fit/bro explain how THIS body makes zoomer girls so wet?

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 15:50:20 No.52803 Report

it's almost as if being body obsessed is for homos and fitrannies. as long as youre not a fat fuck women only care about your promo abilities. Chez gets mega pussy because he gives out starbucks gift cards and cuts dimes promos to put himself over with bitches.

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 15:54:55 No.52815 Report

Lucky iyo.

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 15:56:20 No.52818 Report

Quoted By: >>52824

>>52790
because they think he's an ftm tranny and they want to show how progressive they are.

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 15:59:12 No.52824 Report

Quoted By: >>52834

>>52818
Jej Iyofag boilin

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Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 16:00:04 No.52827 Report

>>52790
just be charismatic bro

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 16:02:19 No.52834 Report

>>52824
nah i literally wouldnt care if iyo sky was dropped from a C-130 at 10,000 feet with no parachute.

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 16:05:33 No.52843 Report

THE CHEZ MOVES OF DOOM

Start doing these 5 moves to ensure you get to fuck tight zoomer pussy like the Chezster.

1. Put women over in promos to show that you're an ally to them.
2. Study the zoomer zeitgeist to find out what retarded cause they are championing at the moment. Frequently it's tranny rights and antiracism. Whatever it is, put it over to show the zoomer sluts that you're "down with it".
3. Be skinnyfat or slightly chubby and grow your grey beard out to remind zoomer girls with daddy issues of their father. This is the most crucial step of all if you want alt whores and emo bitches specifically.
4. Give out the starbucks gift cards to show them you're a caring guy. However, you need to send to send them out to men too. If you only give them to women, you come across as a sex-desperate simp.
5. Passive aggressively big league other men at every turn. The prior 4 steps will make you out to be a submissive and weak beta male if you don't do this, so it's the most important step.

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 16:33:03 No.52936 Report

>DYEL/not muscular at all
>not tall, in fact he was one of the smaller guys on the roster during his first stint at WWE
>yellow and missing teeth
>0-2 in UFC and embarrassed himself in both matches
>got 3rd place out of only 3 participants at some random raisinty BJJ amateur tournament
>weak and constantly injured
>emotionally unstable
>shat himself on two different occasions on wrestling shows
>dicklet
Foids have dograisin taste. All you need is starbucks gift cards.

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 16:51:41 No.53000 Report

I think he just has the type of unexplainable charisma I guess we men can't understand.

It's like the Bam Margera, Russel Brand, Johnny Depp, Ian Watkins effect. We all know or knew that guy who looks like he never works out, has a few ugly tattoos, ugly face but when he's smoking outside work or the club women just love him. They seem to make women 'feel' a certain way. They're emotional, feminine but are rebellious badboys. It just seems to activate women's neurons in a way that the tall, handsome gigachad just can't do in the same way.

It's like when a guy would have sex with the gorgeous model in a heartbeat, but there's just something about that uglier nerdy slightly autistic girl he just can't put his finger on. Maybe it's the female equivalent. That's my theory anyway.

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 17:22:16 No.53119 Report

It's because all foids are dykes and Phil has the brain of a foid.

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 17:35:40 No.53154 Report

>>52790
He was sold as the anti-authority rebel. it's that simple. his body type means nothing, just look at coalburners

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 18:49:43 No.53339 Report

Quoted By: >>53385 >>53474

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: girls love dudes who look like haggard skinny fat meth-heads. It's almost universal. I don't know why, I just know it's true.

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Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 19:14:06 No.53385 Report

>>53339

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 20:00:53 No.53474 Report

>>53339
East Asian girls don't.

Chud Fri 25 Apr 2025 23:41:59 No.53767 Report

>>52790
>demand wrestlemania main events and $$$
>refuses to whiten his teeth
>goes on TV with MISSING TEETH
>refuses to do even a light anavar cycle

fucking faggot

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