GIGACHAD 🗿

Age: ???
Location: Somewhere beyond mortal comprehension

About me:
I don't chase. I walk through the snow and let destiny handle the rest.

Interests:
🏋️ Lifting
❄️ Standing dramatically in forests
🗿 Maintaining an immaculate jawline
🧥 Wearing unnecessarily large coats
😐 Not smiling

Looking for:
Someone who can handle my extremely intense commitment to doing absolutely nothing.

Green flags:

Can survive the cold

Doesn't ask “what are you thinking?”

Appreciates silence

Respects the jawline


Dealbreaker:
“Can you smile for the picture?”

First date:
Walk through a snow-covered forest. We will not speak.

Relationship status:
Single. Probably by choice.