>>155207You can't say 'oodist, that's why it got filtered.
let me tell you about the scariest night of my life, the night i met the…
<dramatic spacing…JARTYFOID…<dramatic spacingIt was your usual friday night on the 'log, threads were gemmy, bbc spam was at a minimum, raid targets were plentiful and thousands of gemmy OC being posted.
but one post caught my eye,
it had a red, hyper-realistic brown foid as its image, one sentence and a link
>join the after shartythe link was to some rnca imageboard sharty splinter
i thought nothing of it and kept scrolling down the 'log
but at the begining of every page, it stared at me
>join the after shartyi thought it must've just been some 'oodist spamming some random 'p on /soy/, but it kept going
>join the after sharty>join the after sharty>join the after shartyafter a while, i just started hiding the threads, until i saw…
>stop hiding me. join the after sharty.spooked, i just kept hiding it
>stop hiding me, nate. join. the. after. sharty.no matter how many times i hid it, it always came back
>JOIN THE AFTER SHARTY NATE>JOIN THE AFTER SHARTY NATE>JOIN THE AFTER SHARTY NATE>JOIN THE AFTER SHARTY NATEeventually every post had the same text with the same image
>YOU CAN'T HIDE, JOIN THE AFTER SHARTYi gave in, i clicked on the link and there i saw it… the jarty foid…
for the first few second, it just stared at me but then the breathing started…
for what felt like hours, i was panicking, i tried to close the tab, but it would close, i tried task manager, my chinese spyware browser wouldn't close.
i tried turning off my pc, to which, i heard the fans spinning down and my faggot rainbow coloured LEDs turn off, but my moniter was still on, and i still saw the jarty foid staring at me..
i pulled every cord out of my moniter. it was still there.
i called for my mom to see if she could see what i could
<fuck off nate and let me drink my wine in peace for once you little shit, if you call again i'll get you father to belt you again.shit.
at this point, i just tried punching my moniter.
this might be one of the worst mistakes of my entire fucking life…
the moment my moniter started to break, the jartyfoid started breathing louder, i realized what i was doing was only helping her, but it was too late…
she started using her futa bibisi to 'ape through the glass.
gulp.
all i could do was sit in the corner and pray i wouldn't be brutally 'aped…
>nate… you're literally bvilt 4 my BBFCthat's when aryan jesus descended from aryanheaven
<you're going back to brimstone niggerhell where you belong, nigger.>NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOthen one thousand brown hands grabbed the jarty foid by its BBFC and pulled it into the thremboth layer of brimstone niggerhell
>nate, my son…<yes aryan jesus…>you will ALWAYS be a gemthen aryan jesus ascended back into aryan heaven, and at the gates where i saw him walk back in, i saw aryan adolf hitler and hulk hogan staring back at me.
i still got my ass beat for smashing my moniter doe
