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M (Mack's Adventure thread)

No.154038 View View Original Report
9 AM, 336 Tuckahoe Rd. You felt hungry and stopped at Tuckahoe's McDonald's before getting some gas
for your 30 gallon tank.
<How can I help you?
>Ill take two Sausage McMuffins®, a Double Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and Large Coca-Cola® or
something like that, yeah.
As you receive your order, suddenly you hear an ear screeching tire noises and gunshots, there's
something horrible going on in front of the ShopRite, but you know you cant help anyone until your
burger is finished, maybe people are fighting themselves for discount mobility scooters since its the
blacked friday or whatever. You make the payment with your Chase Freedom Unlimited® and drive across
the road to get your gasoline. Just as you do it a white sedan T bones you:
^BLAM!!!
The force sends your food flying all over the cabin. You are shocked and confused; what's going on?
You are unhurt but your morning meal and your truck is now ruined. This day is going worse than the
time El Quesadilla attacked the United Burgers of America 7/11/1488. You were there and you never
forget. You try to open the driver door with all your might but its blocked. You also see people
fighting themselves in the middle of the road.

What do you do now? or something