>>138680i wanted to rewrite a song from les miserables for you, but I'm just last few lines short
i didn't expect you to leave so soon so i hope you'll still like it
Welcome soyteen
Sit yourself down
And meet the best admin in the staff
As for the rest
selfish little fucks
allowing NAS and protecting furs
Seldom do you see
A good admin like me
A teen of good intent
Who’s chosen to lead
Admin of the house, doling out the ‘pass
Ready with a hammer prepared for ban
Makes a little change, adds another board
All the teens appreciate a good owner
Glad to do a ‘jak a favour
/soy/ is for only IAS
Won’t tolerate dissidence everything has got a little price!
Admin of the house, keeper of the zoo
Ready to organise a raid or two
Listening to polls, ban BNWO
Can’t get criticised if you’re a god
Everybody loves the admin
Everybody licks the B00t!
And I please the teens, Jesus am I not a fuckin gem?
Admin of the house, banisher of kike
Never met demoraliser in my life!
Servant to the jaks, butler for the fags
Sharty owner, raid leader and boot in rags
Every soyteen’s favourite janny
Every dissidence is cracked
So be cautious what you say cause uncle Boot feels like on crack!
‘log beyond compare, ‘log beyond belief
Just remove the sh1t and you see it’s keyed
Spadeson is allowed, he is still a ‘jak
And if you disagree you’re a jartycuck!
Tourists aren’t very welcome
Even though we’re newfag site
I’m keeping my eye on you so be cautious when you lie
Ban them for the sneed, ‘nish them, don’t be nice
Two hours for saying that you don’t like rice
Here a little kick, you get permabanned
Three days for disagreeing with my plan
When it comes to paying jannies
I still don’t know how to go
But they do it all for free so to be honest I fucking don’t know
…
I used to dream that /qa/ won and so did sharty
But Cob Almighty, have you seen what happened since?
Admin of the house? Isn’t worth a kick
Sharty owner, raid leader and a fucking spic
Cunning little brain, always will complain
Think he’s quite a janny, but there’s not much ban
What a cruel trick of nameroll, giving him admin rights
God knows how the sharty so far didn’t die
