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BTC - >but muh fuggen store of val-ACK!

Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 19:48:47 No.17069

I have no idea what's about to happen to this chart or to any of the assets in this thread.
So if you take this seriously and actually place trades based on me doing VERY BASIC technical analysis, then your portfolio deserves to be a dnb.
ANYWAY COME LOOK AT MY OBSESSION WITH SILLY CANDLESTICKS :D

Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 19:51:05 No.17070

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Quoted By: >>17072

welcome back brah

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 19:51:05 No.17071

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This was BTC back in may of 2022
It then sunk down to just about 16k per token before rallying back up to all time highs.
Is bitcoin a dnb? Is it all over? Do you need to start stocking up canned food and firearms?
WHo fucking knows nigga, history tells us that there might be a huge sell off incoming, but I still stick with my original hypothesis that until saylor's strategy stars selling, btc will remain somewhat affloat.
Saylor is STILL adding more BTC to the fund so maybe it won't enter freefall and become a dnb

Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 19:51:57 No.17072

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>>17070
are you EXCITED? I'M EXCITED!!!!!!!
I have shit to do today and I should have got here hours ago but who fucking cares nigga

Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 19:52:46 No.17073

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>>17072
do you just schizophrenically check BTC all day every hour geg

Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 19:53:48 No.17074

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>>17073
I have an active price sticker on my phone that i look at OCCASIONALLY
I have become increasingly obsessed overtime however, and crypto isn't my main focus anyway

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 19:56:09 No.17075

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Assume ETH and SOL and you're favourite alt coin is tied to the BTC price (Unless aryan/nigger swan event occurs and we get an alt season for whatever reason. Fuck you memecoins)
The only other crypto I am paying attention to is HYPE
Since it's actually good tech or whatever.
I should look at monero more often but I don't see it being used for anything other than buying/selling illegal things. I am completely neutral with monero

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 19:59:14 No.17076

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BUT GUYS WASN'T TRUMP GONNA RAPE GREENLAND? THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS THAT WE HAVE TO START SELLING ALL MY FUCKING STOCKS OR SOMETHING
Nothing burger enthusiasts killed spy and now it's back to (somewhat) expected levels.
I can't draw TA on these recent candles because it is STILL mid V pattern, anything between now and next week could happen.

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:03:50 No.17077

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I think apple has become a victim if self affirming TA psychology
The sell offs have been violent, and even though there's a massive green dick of a candle taking the price to some kind of resistance area, I doubt it's anything to be excited about
I'm still bearish overall, but I can't make any correct assumptions right now until an actual pattern forms and it breaks out of freefall.
Apple is still good tech obviously, so I will wait for a consolidation before buying longs

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:07:48 No.17078

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There's a reason I did not mention $TSLA in my last post and that's because the chart looks like this.
It's so volatile all the fucking time, MAYBE it's because elon is constantly in the mainstream media
It's currently going sideways and it's near all time highs, so maybe bullish?
It's too volatile for me to start drawing wedges or anything, the tech is good however, and that's more important than what the current thing normies are obsessing over

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:08:55 No.17079

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IN OTHER NEWS
Netflix is still a dnb! kek
More at a 11.

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:13:20 No.17080

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>>17078
A month back I was actually bearish on tesla because of this breaking of this resistance line.
I assumed it would spiral downwards but no it had a major reversal into ATH's
I don't actually know what happened I don't use xitter
IT BOUNCED OFF THE PREVIOUS TREND LINE HOWEVER
Nophono has properly explained to me why this magical line tech actually works, it's literally on par with schizphrenics getting their trading advice from angels.
Anyway it's bounced again, and if it falls Under this major resitance line(the bottom canal line) then I will go back to being bearish. Until then I'm just impressed that it's getting top blasted to fuck.

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:18:13 No.17081

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$NVDA is also going sideways near all time highs
I would personally not trade this asset in it's current condition.
The tech is still really good however!

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:22:37 No.17082

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$AMD IS NOT A DNB!!!
Holy shit that is crazy price performance, and INTEL fucking died apparently KEEEEEK
Two things to note here:
1) AMD at 200 dollars is a very nice psychological level.
< nigger
2) 3 tests of this new resistance level is incredibly bullish.
THe more a price bounces off a level, the more inclination that people are waiting to scalp price dips.
Alot of new buyers came in from these price points, the issue arises with the massive upward movement.
Any potential negative news could have a large impact on stock price, making this akin to a v pattern rather than a rising canal or classic upward movement.
You can see this in intels stock price in the next comment……………………

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:26:57 No.17083

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Some obsessed nigger started sperging out about $INTC dying which is WHYYY i have emphasised V patterns in this post.
IF it's going up really hard, it will probably come down really hard back to it's expected price.
V patterns are not all bad however, day traders can make a fuck ton of money through scalping these inefficiencies.
I was sold on the tech but I guess it was a larp (or something?) Maybe that's why AMD has giga raped upwards because they made cooler tech
ALL SPECULATION I Hvae no idea but the potential to long was there for a while
The 'why' is usually less important when you can pedict a movement before it occurs.
THe intensity of said movement will only affect how long you hold for.

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:31:28 No.17084

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$META is finally doing something, unfortunately all the articles about the stock are all shit like
'here's why owning meta gives you a bigger cock'
'buying meta will retire your bloodline'
'your wife won't leave you if you buy this asset, BUY IT NIGGER'
Usually not a good sign. Some giga rich nigga probably bought at ATH and doesn't want to see his life's work turn into any more of a dnb
But hey, that's a nice reversal. Potentially bullish or whatever, I have heard no new tech announcements from zuckerberg so it might just be consolidating and beginning a sideways movement.

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:32:28 No.17085

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These articles I mean
This is a serious market people

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:35:52 No.17086

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$GOOG is still winning. Who could have guessed it.
NEW STOCK CHECKING
THIS POST I AM GOING TO LOOK AT……
FOOD STOCKS!
Because I'm fucking hungry and these stocks are usually a dnb so I can use a weekly timescale for once

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:41:33 No.17087

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I have not paid enough interest to this asset class in the past because they are stupid to hold short-medium term.
Literally nothing happens, they just grow continuously overtime.
In 6 years (covid bottom to present) it has jumped +150%
Pretty good, but compared to just holding $SPY, it's about 50% less (+200% covid bottom to present)
This is a major problem with food stocks, because ev&oe they are a slow cook, they are an extremely slow cook.
This is why you never really hear about these business in the news, there's literally nothing happening.
They will keep advertising, and making new product to sell, and maybe they beat their expected earnings.
I remember a few years ago, I (paper trading) bought some mcdonalds stock and the earnings report came out.Even thought it was positive, It fucking dumped the price
I was so mad nigga I didn't eat mcdonalds for a whole year

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:49:53 No.17088

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Starbucks is a dnb
82% covid bottom to present
But that's a fat fucking reversal, so maybe my original assumption that holding short-medium term is stupid, is wrong!
This is kinda crazy actually I did not expect to see this
I guess foids just really fucking missed their starbucks coffee or something during covid.
To be fair, the whole starbucks obsession only really appeared AFTER covid, I wonder how that's related?
HOWEVER
When you see an asset that can have such heavy price movements over the short term, I suppose having an interest in it is beneficial for your portfolio.
<
I must say there are better assets to day trade however. And there are better assets to hold long term.
SO I still think it's a dnb!
When the tech to automate day trading releases, I would bot this chart like there's no tomorrow.
But it's just not worth the time

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:52:56 No.17089

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Ticker $CMG chipolet is doing SOMETHING
What the fuck is even happening on this chart
There's literally nothing happening fuck this stupid asset

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:57:38 No.17090

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Dominoes pizza (ticker $DPZ) literally looks like a memecoin chart.
It's up it's down it's refusing to sit at an expected price level and it's raping your portfolio all the while.
Another ticker I would bot the fuck out of, I would NEVER willingly daytrade such a volatile asset.
EV&oe you can say 'but muh fuggen scalping doebeit!!!!!'
Unless you're a quant then do not even attempt to predict this shit
It's following resistance lines, you cannot even CONCEIVE NUSOI

Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 20:57:54 No.17091

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Last ticker because I"m really fucking hungry now kek

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 21:04:41 No.17092

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$YUM is the corporation behind KFC, taco bell and the `hut.
It started a a subsidiary of pepsi co. (FUCK I WILL DO COCA COLA NOW MY FAULT TWIN) before gaining independence in 1997
<
This is my favourite chart so far from food stocks, I love the symmetry here, it makes me happy charting this bitch.
LOOK AT THAT PRICE RECOVERY
Classic rising canal, kino.
+Busy chart! It's currently going sideways so idk what to make of it.
Other charts are more interesting, and I would NOT bot this one.
It is much more efficient in comparison to other food stocks, which means less scalp potential

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 21:07:24 No.17093

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wow.
I don't think I have to say anything about Coca Cola (ticker $KO because fuck you that's why)

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 21:12:51 No.17094

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$PEP pespi .co IS having a normal one
THese charts are fucking boring! If you HATE MONEY
IF you had 20 billion dollars 20 years ago you would be buying up $KO and $PEP stocks like crazy
These assets seem to be safe for massive investments, in comparison to tech stocks (much more volatile, much greater returns)
<
I am SO HUNGRY I will come back to talk about more tech stocks another day. Hopefully some interesting shit happens that doesn't take literally billions out of the economy for absolutely no reason.
I'ts always BLACK SWAN BLACK SWAN
Why can't we just invent fucking ACTUAL WORKING DICK GROWTH PILLS ALREADY FUCK MY AVERAGE DICK SIZE CHUDCEL LIFE

Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 21:27:31 No.17095

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>Did you make a trade today
NO I did not.
< POOP
Today was a dnb! That's okay though, most days are.
Starbucks and dominoe's have my interest,
Yay foods are my favorite asset in the restaurant stocks that I have checked ITT.
< AND
I will clarify what I am doing here, I am a technical analyst (Chartist, chart technician etc). Studying technical analysis allows you to predict the future price of a traded asset without having an indepth understanding of the business itself.
< NIGGERS
This then allows you to determine assets worth paying attention too, which will then allow you to use your time better and study better assets.
< DYING
You WILL NOT only make trades based on what teh fucking candlesticks are doing on a Tuesday at 9:30am, you WILL make good financial decisions.
I will make many more of these threads. Au revoir biz-soyim

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Chud Mon 26 Jan 2026 22:27:31 No.17096

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Quoted By: >>17104

>carrying the entire dnb board with insider level analysis

Chud Tue 27 Jan 2026 17:33:13 No.17104

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>>17096
Literally anyone can do TA on any asset and have a good idea where it's gonna go
The hard part (and why 80% of 'traders' don't make it) is actually placing trades.

You should get really good at your strategy FIRST, before you even think about placing orders.

This way, when the inevitable happens, you are more mentally capable of ignoring your emotions and holding your postition

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Chud Tue 27 Jan 2026 17:35:01 No.17105

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THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
Is it gonna nose dive into literal nothing? Is saylor going to start selling? Are more stakers going to get in and prevent crazy price dumps?
Am I wrong and we're going to climb back to 100k?
IS IT EVEN FUCKING OVER? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I SOLD EVERYTHING FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chud Tue 27 Jan 2026 17:59:56 No.17107

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I don't actually know if showing my trades is a security issue, can snopes verify this for me?
I want to show my orders when I place them but I kind of like being a free man or someting

Chud Tue 27 Jan 2026 22:09:09 No.17110

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Quoted By: >>17111 >>17113 >>17119 >>17267

Bitcoin will go down before the next halving. It's a cycle that repeats every year. When bitcoin halves, the energy needed to mine the same amount doubles. Smaller mining farms aren't profitable anymore so they shut down, the difficulty adjusts as miners shut down, and the price eventually stabilizes at the new one, now controlled even more by the most wealthy miners. It is not sustainable and I'm sure you can see why. Maybe try krafercrypto.com or create your own model to predict short-term price changes, but long term it will definetly fall.

Chud Tue 27 Jan 2026 23:07:59 No.17111

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>>17110
Yeah I usually load a BTC mining price indicator when it's at cheap levels.
To what extent do you think it's going to go go down, do you think? I'm thinking maybe a 50k floor :)

Chud Tue 27 Jan 2026 23:09:19 No.17112

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Quoted By: >>17868

Well, 60k floor with a low of 50k

Chud Wed 28 Jan 2026 00:31:11 No.17113

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Quoted By: >>17119 >>17123

>>17104
even though TA is a meme double though it works because most people believe in it
>>17110
i only hold XMR but i dont think BTC is gonna crash, itll probably just stay like this until indian jeets pump it back to 100k with their izzat money

Chud Wed 28 Jan 2026 12:56:24 No.17119

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>>17110
>>17113
As the BTC supply diminishes through burning, lost wallets, seizures, and lower mining profits, the price will get increasingly volatile and centrally controlled. Also, when the mining reward eventually diminishes to a point where it is no longer profitable to mine at all. Block conformations will take ages and running a miner will only be done as a form of donation to the project by its supporters. The supporters will not keep it alive forever and it will eventually crash to near 0 as people finally lose the last bit of trust they had in it as a currency. Maybe, when mining becomes too unappealing, somebody will use the low difficulty to their advantage and fake transactions, which will undoubtedly ruin it.

Chud Wed 28 Jan 2026 18:39:21 No.17123

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>>17113
TA is only a meme to crypto xitter niggas

Chud Sat 14 Feb 2026 18:54:27 No.17267

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>>17110
Did I call it or what? Watch it go down even further

Chud Tue 07 Jul 2026 04:42:02 No.17868

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>>17111
>>17112
>>17123
britain lost
Iceland won

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