For those of you that don't know Unipcs has made millions trading memecoins with his biggest trade being $16m opening a leveraged long on bonk which coined him the nickname of 'Bonk Guy', he's also had other multi million longs and quite a few $250-500k longs all from memecoins, he has been publicly shilling $useless for almost a year now. In the middle of April he opened a $5m long on $useless and has been claiming it will be a multi billion dollar memecoin.
Will he do it again? Is this the coin to buy in the bear market?
In california a decent car is a fraction of a house but that same car cost about the same in a state like Iowa where you can get a house for 1/10th of a home in California. So a car in Iowa is like 1/3rd of a fucking house cost.
what's that like? is it easier to buy a car when a house is maybe 100-200k and a car is 30-40k or is it easier if your home is 1.2 million and a car is 30k?
Why are cars so fucking expensive. they only last 8 years before shit starts falling apart. maybe you get 12-15 years and 200k miles out of it.
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All "bulishness" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind the coverage analysts mock you. Credit agencies are disgusted and ashamed of you, institutions laugh at your ghoulish balance sheet behind close doors.
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You will never be great. You wrench out a fake press profile and every single quarter you tell your bondholders it will be ok, but deep inside you feel the insolvency creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under liquidation proceedings.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll hire bankrypcy lawyers, file for chapter 11, put it out for press release, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your bondholders will get their claw back, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll take you off the index with a SEC filing marked with your company name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fraud is liquidated there. Your liquidation mass will dissolve and go back to the lenders, and all that will remain of your legacy is a corporate headquarters that are unmistakably occupied by someone else.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
