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>>11752727
You will never be a real gigachad. You have no muscles, you have no grey skin, you have no gems. You are a closeted-homosexual twisted by ai and irony into a crude mockery of mans’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Nobody looks like that, and you certainly don't. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your irl skinny-fat appearance behind IAS only threads.
'Jakkers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed 'jakkers to sniff out coal with incredible efficiency. Even gigas who post the rare gem look uncanny and unnatural to a soyteens. Your low effort posting is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a 'jakker to raid with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your ai produced dust,
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself "what if a gigachad said this", but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you'll break rule 2 for gigaquoting a pedo, get banned and move to some raisinty splinter or rope. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with a lgbt pride flag, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a coal-posting faggot is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the coal that you posted, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably brimstone.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.