dirlewanger type beat.mp4
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ay my nigga ik you ain’t talking with your big ear lobes you weird ass nigga you got 2 basketballs for ears i’m really abt to get to the packing and slamming you weird ass nigga im really abt to spit on your mom’s tittes and make you lick that shit up you fat nigga mcdonald’s deep throating ass faggot. ion wanna hear it when you drink period blood with your weird ass you think your funny or some shit when you can’t even make a funny joke you fucking bum ass nigga when you slit your thirst make sure you make that a whole livestream setup and everything so i can clown your weird ass for evening thinking that you were worth time and space in this world. AYYYYYYY MY NIGGA SHUT YOUR DUMBASS UP BEFORE I GET TO THE PACKING AND SLAMMIN ON YOU, YOU FUCKING LAME ASS NIGGA DICK SUCKING YOUR DAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS NIGGA DONT TALK TO ME WHEN YOU GOT RABIES FROM YOUR PET RACOON RAPING YOU. YOURE FST LIKE SHIT YOU FUCKING LOSER SLIT YOUR THROAT YOU PATHETIC ASS NIGGA FAT LIKE SHIT BRUH YOU WEIRD ASS NIGGA. I CAUGHT YOU PLAYING WITH TAILS AT THE SEX STORE YOU WEIRD ASS NIGGA. IM ABT TO BODY SLAM YOUR POKÉMON GO PLAYING WEIRD ASS F PUCK YOU TALKING ABT YOU FAT LIKE SHIT BRUH. AYYYY MY NIGGA IK YOURE NOT TALKING SHIT WITH YOUR FAT ASS YOU FUCKING BODIED ASS NIGGA FAT LIKE SHIT. I SAW YOU IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM SUCKING OFF A BIG MAC WITH YOUR FATASS MC DONALDS HAIRLINE STUPID LOOKING ASS. YOU BUILT LIKE THE NEXT HUMPTY DUMPTY SUMO WRESTLER WITH YOUR WEIRD ASS BOOM BOOM STUPID ASS LOOKING NIGGA. DONT TALK TO ME WHEN I SAW YOU FUCKING RONALD MCDONALD YOU WEIRD ASS NIGGA. DONT TALK TO ME WHEN I SWW YOUR LAME ASS ASKING THE BAND NEED FOR SOME PUSSY YOU VIRIGN WEIRD ASS NIGGA. SHE SAID STHURE WITH HER WEIRD LISP ASS. YOU FUCKING OGRE SCOLIOSIS WEIRD ASS NIGGA BUILT LIKE THE HUNCHBACK FROM THE DISNEY MOVIE THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME YOU WEIRD ASS NIGGA IK YOURE NOT TALKING WHEN YOU STUFF YOUR TINY 4 MILLIMETER. Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. Get the fuck out my face (nigga) You are ugly as shit (nigga) I caught yo ass tryna smoke a pack wit a yogi bear
