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Quoted By:
>>21408
coomer bingo
first edition
post your trannyjaks faggots
Quoted By:
>>21376
Crying all day about things that you can easily just ignore does not tell me you have a high IQ
To preface, I'm a normal person by all accounts. I have a job, I've never committed a crime and probably never will. I've made an effort to never step on anyone's toes and keep any crudeness and rudeness to the anonymous online world.
But GOT DAMN, I want to fuck Jaiden Animation's little sona thing so bad. Not the actual person, the animated character. The "Jaiden Animation" if you will.
I would do it like this:
I would somehow magically take the form of /v/-tan. No reason in particular, just seems like a good form for the job. Then, I would form a team of prestigious hand-picked agents to kidnap her with me. But who? These guys:
>Our own Dr. Soystein
>Isaac Moriah from The Binding of Isaac
>The Scout from TF2
>Metal Sonic
>Tankman (from the Newgrounds cartoons, not the chinese guy)
>Sneed and Chuck as a tag-team duo
(also we'll all wear matching tuxedos with green ties.)
We'd break into her hypothetical house when she's asleep. We'd then take her to a secret private military compound in Egypt and then, we'd have Metal and Soystein hack every screen Times Square and have it broadcast a me (still as /v/-tan) violently mating-pressing her for 7 hours straight.
Before doing that, however, I'd down a big ass Monster Energy, do interpretive dance to warm up, and sing a cool Jack Black like rock opera villain song with my comrades.
(Oh yeah, and while I fuck her Megalovania plays. Imagine the look on the New Yorkers' faces.)
Then we'd leave the doe-destroyed Jaiden in bed tucked in (still at the Egypt base), and we'd all go out to a nice restaurant. IDK why but Isaac would probably order Tendies regardless of where we eat.
But GOT DAMN, I want to fuck Jaiden Animation's little sona thing so bad. Not the actual person, the animated character. The "Jaiden Animation" if you will.
I would do it like this:
I would somehow magically take the form of /v/-tan. No reason in particular, just seems like a good form for the job. Then, I would form a team of prestigious hand-picked agents to kidnap her with me. But who? These guys:
>Our own Dr. Soystein
>Isaac Moriah from The Binding of Isaac
>The Scout from TF2
>Metal Sonic
>Tankman (from the Newgrounds cartoons, not the chinese guy)
>Sneed and Chuck as a tag-team duo
(also we'll all wear matching tuxedos with green ties.)
We'd break into her hypothetical house when she's asleep. We'd then take her to a secret private military compound in Egypt and then, we'd have Metal and Soystein hack every screen Times Square and have it broadcast a me (still as /v/-tan) violently mating-pressing her for 7 hours straight.
Before doing that, however, I'd down a big ass Monster Energy, do interpretive dance to warm up, and sing a cool Jack Black like rock opera villain song with my comrades.
(Oh yeah, and while I fuck her Megalovania plays. Imagine the look on the New Yorkers' faces.)
Then we'd leave the doe-destroyed Jaiden in bed tucked in (still at the Egypt base), and we'd all go out to a nice restaurant. IDK why but Isaac would probably order Tendies regardless of where we eat.
soibros its over
BWC bros...
this cat fractured his ass
