I fantasize about coming to rhea ripley's funeral dressed like a tranny…and I just start fingering my self during the ceremony. Not sure how since i got a pee pee..but ill try to kinda rub my penis with 2 fingers like its a clit..and ill just try to finger my asshole and start to moan.
just right when the pope is saying kind words about aunty rhea..im just like "OAAAH!" "uuummm YEAAH!" "AWWWWw…." "MFCUK YEAH"
maybe I would randomly stand up and bend over with my low skirt to show of my panties and ass…revealing that im wearing a butt plug just for everyone to see, me kneeling in front of the casket. mmm looks like team spyda has lost an angel…no more coaching sessions for you bitch. maybe i will moan "I WANNA BE TEAM SPYDA!!!!"
maybe they let me say a few words about aunty rhea, i come on the microphone looking like a tranny and i just start singing with my highest voice "MY DICK IS SMALL AND IM FUCKING GAYYY I CANT GET HARD IM SORRY AUNTY RHEA MY DICK DOSNT WORK I KNOW YOU LIKEEE BBC BBC BBC"
and then i turn around and shit starts leaking through the butt plug and i start crying "UGHHHH I SHIT MY SEELFFF AND IM GAYYYYYYYY MY DICK IS SMALLL"