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MADMOISELLE RIPLEY OPEN THE DOOR

No.12713 View View Original Report
THIS IS THE FRENCH POLICE! ITS INSPECTOR CLUSEAU!
WE KNOW YOU HAVE A PENIS OPEN UP
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR HAVING DICK CHEESE!
IT IS STINKYYY! STINKY LIKE ROCHEFORT FROM BURGUNDY!
OPEN UP OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO USE A BAGUETTE
I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU UNDER ARREST IN MY RENAULT
OPEN UP YOU BIG PENIS HAVING BITCH
WE KNOW YOU ARE A MAN MONAMI!
WE KNOW YOU ARE BIOLOGICALLY MALE!