Wealth, fame, power.
Sooty Soot, the king of the soyteens, obtained this and everything else the Sharty had to offer. And his dying words drove countless souls to shitty boards.
“You want my gems? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you just have to fin- ACK!!! ”
These words lured men to random troon imageboards, pursuing dreams greater than they ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great soyteen era.

Come online and bring along,
All your gems and 'sons.
Together we will post everything
That we’re looking for.

Gem Piece

IP left behind.
It’ll only slow us down.
Your OC will be your guide.
Raise the VPN and take the gore.

That legendary gem,
That the end of the war reveals
It’s only legendary,
Till some 'teen proves it real.

Through it all,
Through all the troubled time,
Through the heartache
And through the pain.
Know that I
Will be there to stand by you,
Just like I know you’ll stand by me.

So come on "board" and bring along,
All your coal and 'jaks.
Together we will find everything
That were looking for.
There is always room for you,
If you want to be my personal army.

We are!
We are
Rotting away!

We are!