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>you will never be a Saiyan
>you will never one of earth's strongest warriors
>no one will ever fall in love with you because you threatened to blow up the planet
>you will never have superpowers
>you have no Ki powers
>you will never shoot an energy blast from your fingers
>you will never have multiple allies and companions that accompany you on your journey to being stronger
>you will never meet a special human girl/ android/ time-lord/ time-traveler
>you will never have Chi-Chi
>you will never have Chi-Chi, who you promised to marry when you got older.
>you will never have sex.
>you will never get to fight for the freedom of an alien race against one of the most powerful tyrants in the universe
>you will never have immense power, enough to blow up the moon at light speed
>you will never have a duel on a dying planet
>you will never be revived with the Dragon Balls after a heroic sacrificing death.
>you will never go on a journey across the world and sometimes space


>you are destined to a life of..

>wait
>it doesn't have to be this way
>I think... I think I see a way out
>a way, that while not the life described in Akira Toriyama's Dragon Ball
>is a good and righteous life
>for a servant of God
>one that is filled with my own battles and struggles, tests of mind and fortitude
>huh
>nice.