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So it's finally here!
Death has come for you!
There's absolutely nothing you can do!
Put your hands together if you wanna clap,
As we take you through this Third Impact!
HUH!
T! I! Third Impact!
T! I! Third Impact is here!
He's the leader of the bunch, he's not doing well!
He's sick of it all, and he's sendin' us to hell!
If we make a joke about firing in spurts,
He told us we're gonna get hurt!
He's broken, insane, and tired too!
He's the first member of the TI Crew!
HUH!
T! I! Third Impact!
T! I! Third Impact is here!
This girl's got issues, so be careful dudes!
'Cause Shinji's about had it with her attitude!
She gets real bitchy when she wants to be,
She can tear Evas in half, and yell at Shinji!
If you choose her, you've chosen wrong,
Unless batshit tsunderes expand your dong!
HUH!
T! I! Third Impact!
T! I! Third Impact is here!
She's back again, and about time too!
And this time, she's in the...nude?
She stands real tall with the Black Moon on,
With her power returned, she dwarfs King Kong!
As a matter of fact she's the size of the moon,
So everyone tremble, 'cause she's come for YOU!
HUH!
T! I! Third Impact!
T! I! Third Impact is here!
He has no style, he has no grace,
Th-Th-Th-This dad is a fucking disgrace!
He can't stand his own son! I swear it's true!
And he did weird things to Ayanami too!
As a matter of fact, the guy's a loon!
Probably a good job this is just a cartoon!
HUH!
T! I! Third Impact!
T! I! Third Impact is here!
Finally, it's here for you, it's the last member of the TI crew!
This cyborg's so strong, it isn't funny!
It's powered by the soul of Shinji's mummy!
Can rip apart angels with relative ease!
Makes crushing cities seem such a breeze!
It looks down low, up from on high,
And now it's time for you to die!
HUH!
T! I! Third Impact! T! I! Third Impact is here!
C'mon, Ritsuko! Take it to the fridge!
Wailing, screaming, world's gone to hell, turn everyone into LCL!
HUH!
Wailing, Screaming, world's gone to hell, turn everyone into LCL!
HUH!
And then there's Kaworu! He's dead.