I, Gohan the Jobber, humbly KNEEL to...

Goku, who will always be stronger and a better MC than me.

Toyo sensei, who will never make my fanfic form canon.

One Piece, who made significantly more than my flopped movie.

Toei, for wasting their time for 4 years and then flopping.

The manga, which is much better written and has me in my rightful place.

Good writing, which will never be associated with me.

Broly, because I ever dared to challenge his success.

Toyobros, who expose me and and make everyone laugh.

Latin America, whose form I stole and made ugglier.

Toriyama sensei, for making him regret not using Goku more.

Oda-sama, whose movie sells ten times more than mine.

Piccolo-sama, because I crowded him and his movie and caused it to flop.

Mexico, who I keep disappointing and don't deserve their love.

Japan, who hate me and will never watch a movie I'm in.

Pokemon, whose opening record I could never break.

Black Frieza, the strongest in canon.

And finally Shueisha, who lost money by ever putting me in a movie.