Kill reitards. Behead reitards. Roundhouse kick a reitard into the concrete. Slam dunk a reitard baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy reitards. Defecate in a reitard’s vegan soy bug food. Launch reitards into the sun. Stir fry reitards in a wok. Toss reitards into active volcanoes. Urinate into a reitard’s gas tank. Judo throw reitards into a wood chipper. Twist reitards heads off. Report reitards to the IRS. Karate chop reitards in half. Curb stomp pregnant rei. Trap reitards in quicksand. Crush reitards in the trash compactor. Liquefy reitards in a vat of acid. Eat reitards. Dissect reitards. Exterminate reitards in the gas chamber. Stomp reitard skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate reitards in the oven. Lobotomize reitards. Mandatory abortions for reitards. Grind reitard fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown reitards in fried chicken grease because they are dumb vegans who drink soy and eat bugs. Vaporize reitards with a rei gun. Kick fat reitards down the stairs. Feed reitards to alligators. Slice reitards with a katana.