or
*a year later*
*approached by hunter biden*
>COME BACK HERE
>AAAAAAAHAHAHAH
>ITS A DEAD END HERE
>NOWHERE TO RUN
>U DONT STEAL MY METH
>YOU DONT DO THAT
>WHERE HAVE $30,000,000 WORTH OF METH GONE THIS YEAR
>THATS MY HEARD EARNED MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN
>YOU DONT STEAL MY METH
>NOOOO HUNTER BIDEN PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME I WILL DO ANYTHING U WANT NOO IM SO SORRY INWONT DONIT AGAIN BUT PLEASE IM HAVING WITHDRAWAL IM DESPERATE I WILL DIE SOON IF I DONT HAVE THIS METH. BUT PLEASE IM SO SORRY I DONT MEAN TO I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON IM SORRY PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING
>anything you say?
>YES, JUST PLEASE DONT KILL ME, HAVE SOME MERCY
>ok then, let me have buttsex with you
>uhhh
<SEX NOISES (loud and passionate and enjoying it)
*after a long time of fucking and blowjobs and other things*
>ahhh that was the best sex ever
>yes, that was amazing
>but now that we’re all done here can you give me just a little bit of meth so I don’t die from withdrawal and please leave me alone forever, I won’t steal your meth again
>haha, you really thought, didn’t u?
>wait, what
>U LIEDNTO ME
>AHHAHAJAHDHSHDSHS
*tries to run away*
>AHH NOO-ACK
<hunter biden saws of his head
<he fucks his head with the neck and jaw and mouth
<he eats the rest of his body in his dinner party
