God dammit /a/. You've completely fucked my life. My fucking family hates me now and my brother-in-law punched me in the face and broke my glasses and it's all because of you.

I was at a family get together at my mom's house and my sister and her husband came in from the west coast and I hadn't seen her in 5 years when their daughter was 2 years old.

So I was playing with my niece and she was the most adorable, playful little girl you'd ever met and my sister and her husband asked what I thought of her and I said "she's an adorable little loli that's for sure".

Next thing I know I'm punched in the face and my uncle and my step father are pulling my brother-in-law off me and he's fucking yelling "I'll kill you, you fucking pedophile faggot". My mom's screaming and asking what's wrong and my brother-in-law yells "this little faggot just called my daughter a loli." And my mother asked "what's a loli" and he said "it's a code word pedophiles use on the internet for little girls. This faggot's a pedophile." Then all fucking hell breaks loose and nobody will fucking listen to me and then my step father says "It would probably be a good idea for you to leave now before you get your ass kicked".

WTF! It was a fucking slip of the tongue. I'm not even a pedofag. I fucking moralfag all the CP threads by reporting them. I don't even like loli hentai. The only porn that really gets me off are traps. But because of one stupid fucking slip of the tongue from hanging out on /a/ my family fucking hates me now.